eing a teenager is a transitional mental illness more than an indicator of years lived to date. Although often moody and aloof, she's a bit of an old soul - underneath that sometimes-angst and somewhat-still-very-naive teenage exterior. I'm confident she was born to save the world. It's a long road, but she'll get there in the end. :)
The Lily Bug - My mother tells me she's a lot like I was when I was her age. Though she also adds, "before you turned into a little shit." She's chirpy and energetic, stroppy and at times very anxious. She loves to throw her arms around each of us in turn and claim "you're my very beeeest friend *insert name of person here*!"
She has also warned me that I'm going to be eaten by a dinosaur one day. So I'm guessing she's either a little bit psychic or a whole load of nuts.
Why 'Infinite Monkey'?
The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.
Thus my theory is that if I sit here bashing away at the keyboard long enough, I may eventually write something that at least makes sense. Eventually... Right?
Like I said, random keys...